♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY MAKE A MYSTERY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
WHEE.
OHH!
HEE HOO HOO.
AAH!
HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF, STOP!
THIS IS YOUR THIRD FIGHT TODAY.
STOP!
HEATHCLIFF! DROP THAT FISH, YOU MISERABLE NUISANCE.
I'LL GET YOU, YOU MISERABLE LITTLE--
HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO.
[ALL GRUNTING]
AIIEE!
YAA! YAA!
COME ON, HEATHCLIFF, SHARE FOR ONCE.
[SNARLS]
NEVER MIND. NEVER MIND.
I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HEATHCLIFF.
WELL, YES, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN FEISTY,
BUT I'LL TRY TO THINK OF SOMETHING.
[CAT SNARLING]
Kid: STOP!
[RING] OH!
MY GOODNESS!
WHO'S THIS? AND WHAT DID HEATHCLIFF DO NOW?
HE WHAT?!
I'M SORRY. I--YES!
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. YES.
OH...
WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT HEATH--I GOT IT!
WE JUST DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER CHOICE.
[GRUNTING]
YOU'LL LIKE THE NICE DOCTOR, HEATHCLIFF.
I DON'T NEED A SHRINK. I'M NOT CRAZY.
WELL, OF COURSE WE CAN FIXEN THE SCHMITTEN KITTEN HERE.
HA HA. SUCH A CUTE LITTLE FELLOW.
THIS GUY SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING FROM A BAD MONSTER MOVIE.
IT WON'T HURT HIM, WILL IT, DOC?
HE WILL LOVE IT!
JUST A FEW SESSIONS, AND HE'LL BE A WONDERFUL CAT.
SO...HEATHCLIFF...
WHEN DID YOU START TO BE ONE BAD KITTY THERE, HMM?
BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE PUDGY TORNADO.
UH, HEATHCLIFF, DINNER.
Doctor, voice-over: IF YOU WANT THE GOOD LIFE, YOU GOT TO BE GOOD.
HEATHCLIFF, IS THAT YOU?
HUH?
HELLO, SPIKE.
FINE MORNING, ISN'T IT?
HUH?
AHH! AHH! AHH!
TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU, FELLAS.
HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
HI-HO, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, GOOD DAY.
HEATHCLIFF!
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE AFTER THE MILKMAN ABOUT NOW.
ME? OH, I'D MUCH RATHER LOOK FOR SOMETHING GOOD TO DO.
YOU'D RATHER DO WHAT?
Doctor, voice-over: THE BIRD IN THE HAND IS A NO-NO.
OOF! YOU Y--
CUTE LITTLE FLUFFBALL.
AAH.
[GROWLS]
Doctor, voice-over: THE BOW-WOW IS NOT JUST MAN'S BEST FRIEND.
HE IS YOUR PAL, TOO.
AFTER YOU.
SAY WHAT?
HEATHCLIFF?
NONE OTHER, DEAR CANINE FRIEND.
SHALL WE PROCEED?
THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU FIRST.
NO, DEAR PUPPY, YOU.
YOU.
YOU!
IF YOU INSIST.
AARRR! ARR, ARR.
Doctor, voice-over: THE ANGER ONLY GIVES YOU THE WRINKLES.
GIVE THAT BACK.
IF IT'S NOT HEATHCLIFF, IT'S YOU TROUBLEMAKERS.
OOF! OOF!
[WHISTLES]
[GASPS]
[GASP]
Doctor, voice-over: UH-UH-UH-UH-UH.
DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GET THE BIG BELLYACHE THERE.
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
HA-HOO!HA-HOO! HA-HOO!
GREAT EATS, HUH, GUYS?
[MUNCHING AND MUMBLING]
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU'RE SO...SO NICE!
Doctor, voice-over: UH-UH. YOUR SHARING KITTY IS THE CARING KITTY.
GIMME THAT.
[GROWLS]
Doctor, voice-over: UH-UH! FIGHTING JUST GIVES YOU SORE LITTLE PAWS THERE.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
[GROWLS]
COME ON, FIGHT, YOU WIMP.
WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF CHICKEN?
GO AHEAD, HEATHCLIFF. NAIL HIM!
HEY, LOOK, GUYS.
WE'RE FISHING FOR A HEATHCLIFF.
THERE'S ONE NOW.
DON'T CATCH THAT ONE. IT'S ALL YELLOW.
[ALL LAUGHING]
IT'S NOT EASY BEING GOOD.
IT'S NOT MUCH FUN, EITHER.
HERE, HEATHCLIFF.
FETCH.
Doctor, voice-over: THE FISH ON THE SIDEWALK IS DIRTY.
JUST THIS ONCE.
PLEASE?
♪♪
SHH!
HUH?
SOMETHING DOWNSTAIRS.
MIGHT BE A BURGLAR.
A BURGLAR? ARE YOU SURE?
HEATHCLIFF WOULD'VE MADE A RUCKUS IF A BURGLAR WAS--
HEATHCLIFF'S NOT THE SAME. HE'S CHANGED.
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT,
DRAGGING HIM TO THAT KOOKY DOCTOR.
YOU'D BETTER CALL THE POLICE.
OH, I WISH HE WERE THE SAME OL' HEATHCLIFF.
SO DO I.
[CLANK]
SHH!
HUH?
HA HA! JUST PASSING THROUGH.
HA HA. NICE FLASHLIGHT, HUH?
NICE KITTEN.
THANK YOU.
MEOW.
GRRR.
NICE DOGGY.
HA HA HA HA.
ARRR.
Doctor, voice-over: DON'T BE GETTING ALL FLAPPERED OUT NOW.
OH, SHUT UP. NOBODY DOES THAT TO SPIKE EXCEPT ME!
OH, HEATHCLIFF, GOOD FOR YOU!
YEAH!
WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, GOOD BUDDY.
YOU'VE GOT A FINE CAT THERE, SIR. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.
WE ARE!
[SIREN WHOOPS]
YOU SEE THAT? THAT'S MY HEATHCLIFF!
WELCOME, HEATHCLIFF.
ARE WE GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK.
WHAT AM I DOING? I MUST BE NUTS!
AH...
THIS WILL BE ZE GREATEST CREATION OF SCREWLOUSE...
IF ONLY I CAN THINK OF ZE FINAL TOUCH...
THEN I SHALL WIN ZE GRAND PRIZE!
AND ALL THAT MONEY.
ALORS! ZE INSPIRATION!
[YAWNS]
MY MASTERPIECE!
THE CROWNING GLORY OF SCREWLOUSE LAUTREC.
IT IS FINISHED.
I AM ZE GREATEST.
YOU UGLY DOG!
OUI!YOU WILL WATCH THIS PAINTING
WHILE I GO BRING ZE GREAT ART CRITIC REX SNOB TO SEE THIS.
SEE WHAT?
THIS! YOU MUST PROTECT IT WHILE I'M GONE.
MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE EVEN BREATHES NEAR THIS CREATION.
SURE, I'LL PROTECT WHATEVER IT IS I'M SUPPOSED TO PROTECT.
THAT'S ONE CRAZY CAT.
A NEAT JUNKYARD IS A HAPPY JUNKYARD.
[YAWNS]
I THINK I'LL TAKE A LITTLE NAP.
YEAH, YUM...
I BET THERE'S SOME GOOD STUFF IN THAT BAG.
BOY, THIS CAN'S DEEPER THAN IT LOOKS.
GEE, IT IS DEEP.
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THAT PAINTING, STUPID.
WHOOOOOAA!
UHH!
GEE, MUST HAVE BUMPED MY HEAD REALLY HARD.
THIS JUNKYARD LOOKS A LITTLE GOOFY.
Riff Raff: MUNGO, WHERE ARE YOU?
HI, RIFF RAFF. I'M RIGHT HERE.
WHERE'S HERE, YA FISHBRAIN?
GET AWAY FROM THERE!
WH--WHOO-OO...
UHHH!
YOU MISERABLE CAT!
I'M GONNA--
HMM.
NOT BAD FOR A PAINTING OF THE JUNKYARD.
ONE LITTLE THING MISSING THOUGH,
THE TOP OF MY GARBAGE CAN.
YOU IMBECILE! GET AWAY FROM THAT!
STAY AWAY FROM MY MASTERPIECE!
MAGNIFICENT! MAGNIFICENT, INDEED!
IT IS?
I MEAN, OF COURSE!
SHE IS EXTRAORDINAIRE!
SHE IS A SCREWLOUSE!
BRILLIANT! AN ENERGETIC, WONDERFUL CREATION.
A NEW PERIOD IN THE CAREER OF SCREWLOUSE.
DO YOU THINK IT WILL WIN ZE GRAND PRIZE?
AND THE MONEY.
BUT OF COURSE.
YOU MISERABLE, UGLY DOG.
YOU WILL HELP US TRANSPORT THIS PAINTING TO ZE GALLERY.
OUI?
PERHAPS A BOX OF DOGGY TREATS WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND.
[PANTS]
WH-WH-WHAT'S HAPPENING?
EARTHQUAKE!
M-MY, THIS SURE IS A WEIRD GARBAGE CAN.
GET BACK HERE WITH MUNGO!
YOU CATNAPPERS!
SOME PAINTING OF THE JUNKYARD, HUH?
THAT CRAZY ARTIST SHOULD THANK ME FOR PUTTING THE TOP ON THE GARBAGE CAN.
YOU FURBRAIN, MUNGO'S IN THAT GARBAGE CAN!
ER, WHAT?
HERE'S A BOARD YOU CAN RIDE THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE.
IN THE NICK OF TIME.
FOLLOW THAT TRUCK!
Mungo: WHAT'S GOING O-O-O-O-ON?
WHO SAID THAT?
UH, ME.
WHO SAID, "WHO SAID THAT?"
AAOOHHH!
OOOHHHHH!
THERE GOES MUNGO!
ABOUT FACE!
YOU STILL IN THERE, MUNGO?!
HI, RIFF RAFF.
I'M HERE, BUT I THINK I'M STANDING ON THE CEILING.
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET HIM OUT?
WE GOTTA THINK OF SOMETHING
BEFORE THEY NOTICE THIS THING'S MISSING.
WHAT? WHERE? WHERE DID MY MASTERPIECE GO?
IT...WENT...THAT...AWAY.
[GRUNTING]
ALL RIGHT. I'LL RAISE THE POWER.
STOP FLYING THAT MASTERPIECE!
WHOAAAA!
WH-WHOOOAAA!
YOU BONEHEAD DOG!
HOLD ONTO IT!
YOU ARE SO REAL, SO ALIVE, SO... EXTRAORDINAIRE.
AFTER WINNING ZE PRIZE TOMORROW,
THIS PAINTING WILL BE SENT ON EXHIBIT AROUND ZE WORLD...
FOR 10 YEARS!
FOR 10 YEARS?
[SNORING]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
ALLEY-OOP, WORDSWORTH.
HUH?
DON'T WORRY, MUNGO, WE WON'T LET YOU STAY THERE 10 YEARS.
GUH-GOOD.
I ALREADY ATE ALL THE FOOD.
TRY TO KNOCK YOURSELF AGAINST THE LID.
UH, WHATEVER YOU SAY, BOSS.
[CLANG]
UH, I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA WORK, BOSS.
HMM, THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO GET MUNGO OUT.
AHA! I'VE GOT IT!
WE'LL TAKE OFF THE PAINT WITH THE REMOVER HERE,
THEN GOOD OL' MUNGO'S IN THE CLEAR.
BETTER HURRY, GUYS. LEROY'S SERIOUS.
[GROWLS]
YEOW! YEOW! YEOW!
YEEOWW!
YOWWW!
HEY, WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
YEOWW! OWW! HUHH!
DON'T WORRY, BUDDIES. WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE.
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
UH, NOTHING, MR. SCREWLOUSE.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MY LITTLE MASTERPIECE?
Wordsworth: WE'RE ALL RIGHT,
BUT IT'S A MIGHTY DARK NIGHT.
AAH! TALKING PAINTINGS?
THAT'S RI-RIDICULOUS!
I MUST BE TIRED. OH...
I NEED REST. I NEED THE REST.
EITHER THIS PLAN WORKS, OR IT'S GOOD-BYE MUNGO AND WORDSWORTH.
GOOD-BYE, MUNGO?GOOD-BYE, MUNGO?
NO! WE CAN'T DO THAT.
Rex Snob: LOVERS OF GREAT ART, IT IS TIME TO REVEAL
THE MASTERPIECE OF SCREWLOUSE.
Woman: BRILLIANT. [HUBBUH]
MONSIEUR SCREWLOUSE... GRAND PRIZE WINNER.
CHARGE!
YEOW! YEOW!
GRAB HOLD, BUDDIES.
[BAWLS] IS ENOUGH! IS ENOUGH!
1...1... 1...1...
2...2... 2...2...
3!3! 3!3!
Riff Raff: HAVE A NICE DAY!
All: BYE!
AT LEAST...I WON ZE GRAND PRIZE.
SINCE THE GARBAGE IN THAT PAINTING WAS SO YUMMY,
I DECIDED WE MIGHT WANT A WORK OF ART OF OUR OWN.
THIS WOULDN'T BE A BIG PROBLEM
IF SPIKE WAS WEARING HIS LICENSE.
IF THE DOG CATCHER PICKS UP YOUR DOG
AND HE'S WEARING A LICENSE, YOU CAN BE NOTIFIED.
IF HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE, THE POUND DOESN'T KNOW WHO TO CALL.
SO BE SURE YOUR DOG HAS A LICENSE,
AND BE SURE HE HAS IT ON AT ALL TIMES. RIGHT, SPIKE?
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